Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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