got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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