i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
