Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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