do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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