He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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