how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I know her cup size but not her name....
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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