Whod you bang
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
