Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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