Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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