i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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