I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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