I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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