I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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