what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The feeling are messing with the penis
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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