you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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