Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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