Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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