wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Can I color on your dick again?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
