margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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