wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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