is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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