that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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