Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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