Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Randomize
