U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Less talking, more tequila
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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