Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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