Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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