i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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