Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
a search helicopter?!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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