Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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