What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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