Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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