guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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