But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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