My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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