i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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