So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize