question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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