? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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