Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
