wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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