her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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