Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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