is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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