In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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