Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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