Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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