O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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