Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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