I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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