Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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