so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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