Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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