just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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