i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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