Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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