He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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